Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.. Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.You don't understand right... ok....
read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and then shoot him!!!
:D :D :D
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Pranks on old friends
Hey i recently learned that my old school chum Amu has majorly gotten into shorthand.
Result you have to waste time trying to understand her orkut scraps!!! :O
Instead of saving time, its labouring enough for me to go through her whole typo n understand what she is trying to say.
So i struck her a deal. I threw her a challenge. And since she is in Delhi now, she promised to getting on deciphering it afterwards!!! lol
which gives her plenty of time anyways to get help.
according to her, my shorthand is bad. she doesnt know yet i purposely designed it to make it hard on her!!!
anyways i will post the entire para here along with the original one later.
i will also post this gals reactions. and since we are gonna meet up this month, the bet is if she gets it, i give her a chocolate otherwise she loses her smarts and chocolate as well. instead i get it.
i am gonna get soemthing from that stingy gal. lol
Result you have to waste time trying to understand her orkut scraps!!! :O
Instead of saving time, its labouring enough for me to go through her whole typo n understand what she is trying to say.
So i struck her a deal. I threw her a challenge. And since she is in Delhi now, she promised to getting on deciphering it afterwards!!! lol
which gives her plenty of time anyways to get help.
according to her, my shorthand is bad. she doesnt know yet i purposely designed it to make it hard on her!!!
anyways i will post the entire para here along with the original one later.
i will also post this gals reactions. and since we are gonna meet up this month, the bet is if she gets it, i give her a chocolate otherwise she loses her smarts and chocolate as well. instead i get it.
i am gonna get soemthing from that stingy gal. lol
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Rafael Nadal and his girlfriend Xisca
Ok here i found some picture of Rafael Nadal and his girlfriend Xisca frolicking on a beach.
from viewworldtoday.blogspot.com
Monday, September 08, 2008
Facebook, Orkut slowdown
Today a strange thing is happened facebook and orkut are not opening at all for me.
But google is. infact i can even use blogger but these 2 arent opening. dont know whats wrong here.
someone told me my net connection must be slow, its slow enough to not open but enough to chat on msn! :O
But google is. infact i can even use blogger but these 2 arent opening. dont know whats wrong here.
someone told me my net connection must be slow, its slow enough to not open but enough to chat on msn! :O
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Hingis plays exhibition on 10th september
Martina Hingis s to play an exhibition in Estonia on the 19th of September 2008.
After long negotiations with her managers and with the financial help by Sony Ericsson , Martina is going to play 2 matches there.Her opponent will be Margit Ruutel.
Margit Ruutel (born 1983) is at the moment ranked as no. 176.
Ruutel's WTA profile:
http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/2/players/playerprofiles/playerbio.asp?PlayerID=180400
as reported by Irina, hilarius & nina on hingis.org
http://rus.postimees.ee/030908/glavnaja/sport/40101.php
After long negotiations with her managers and with the financial help by Sony Ericsson , Martina is going to play 2 matches there.Her opponent will be Margit Ruutel.
Margit Ruutel (born 1983) is at the moment ranked as no. 176.
Ruutel's WTA profile:
http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/2/players/playerprofiles/playerbio.asp?PlayerID=180400
as reported by Irina, hilarius & nina on hingis.org
http://rus.postimees.ee/030908/glavnaja/sport/40101.php
Monday, September 01, 2008
Long chats with old friends
School friends are some of our biggest chums!
And they are always nice to you, without any reason unlike sometimes some other friends who can be way off at times.
basically they are the sweetest & mean for u the best.
even ur so called meanest foe at school will wish the best for u.
isnt it strange that this happens. i am sure its happened to all of us at some point or the other.
today i had a phone chat with one of my oldest & closest school friends.
strange of me to think that i am engulfed by all these problems when in realty i never thought my friends could also be having a torrid time.
when we are lost in our own world as i have been for 4 years, we never care to think what might be happening outside. Beyond the periphery of our lives, lie many things both good n bad. by being boxed inside our own shells we fail to realise what could be lying straight outside our doorstep.
All in all a great experiance.
And they are always nice to you, without any reason unlike sometimes some other friends who can be way off at times.
basically they are the sweetest & mean for u the best.
even ur so called meanest foe at school will wish the best for u.
isnt it strange that this happens. i am sure its happened to all of us at some point or the other.
today i had a phone chat with one of my oldest & closest school friends.
strange of me to think that i am engulfed by all these problems when in realty i never thought my friends could also be having a torrid time.
when we are lost in our own world as i have been for 4 years, we never care to think what might be happening outside. Beyond the periphery of our lives, lie many things both good n bad. by being boxed inside our own shells we fail to realise what could be lying straight outside our doorstep.
All in all a great experiance.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Seles on tennis hall of fame ballot
News is being reported that 9-time Grand Slam champion Monica Seles is on the ballot os Tennis Hall of Fame.
French Open winner Andres Gimeno and tennis leaders Donald Dell, Dr. Robert Johnson and Eiichi Kawatei are on the ballot list of 5 candidates as well.
French Open winner Andres Gimeno and tennis leaders Donald Dell, Dr. Robert Johnson and Eiichi Kawatei are on the ballot list of 5 candidates as well.
Voting will be held for the next few months and results will be announced in January. The induction is set for July 11 in Newport, R.I.
Chembur area
I was back to the chembur "bhulbhulaiya" area.
since i have only been to this place a second time, i end up in confusion. especially the area around diamond garden.
the plathora of roads and their numbers!
for example we had to search for which is road no. 8 to go to the hall for the wedding. all roads look the same. and since it was night time, there was more confusion.
thank good for good samaritans, a lady enthusiastically dirested us to the right lane! some people are always ready to shower info on others.
since i have only been to this place a second time, i end up in confusion. especially the area around diamond garden.
the plathora of roads and their numbers!
for example we had to search for which is road no. 8 to go to the hall for the wedding. all roads look the same. and since it was night time, there was more confusion.
thank good for good samaritans, a lady enthusiastically dirested us to the right lane! some people are always ready to shower info on others.
Wedding ceremonies and all that
i had gone to a wedding yesterday.
thankfully it was unlike most wedding ceremonies.
very sober, and without the much advertised glamour and pomp!
thankfully there was no noise pollution either. and set apart from the crowd the food was presentable & good.
vicky rates the whole thing 4 outta 5.
normally its 2 or 3 outta 5 in my book.
thankfully it was unlike most wedding ceremonies.
very sober, and without the much advertised glamour and pomp!
thankfully there was no noise pollution either. and set apart from the crowd the food was presentable & good.
vicky rates the whole thing 4 outta 5.
normally its 2 or 3 outta 5 in my book.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Getting Connected
so i joined Facebook world's top networking site & also orkut.
surprise surprise as soon as i joined them i managed to connect with school friends i had been out of touch with for 10 years!!! :o
its great to have sites which can reconnect people up like that & also make people make new connections.
just a nota of caution would be the tons of applications that can be added to one's profile.
not only isnt ur information shared with 3rd party applications which the original site refuses to vouch for (read at your own risk) but it also makes loading of member pages that much slower.
the more apps a person has added, the slower their page loads!!!
facebook's different from orkut in the sense one's profile isnt public unlike orkut where if u dont take care much info is shared. facebook gives a sense of control unfortunately u tend to loose it unwittingly the moment you start adding apps...
surprise surprise as soon as i joined them i managed to connect with school friends i had been out of touch with for 10 years!!! :o
its great to have sites which can reconnect people up like that & also make people make new connections.
just a nota of caution would be the tons of applications that can be added to one's profile.
not only isnt ur information shared with 3rd party applications which the original site refuses to vouch for (read at your own risk) but it also makes loading of member pages that much slower.
the more apps a person has added, the slower their page loads!!!
facebook's different from orkut in the sense one's profile isnt public unlike orkut where if u dont take care much info is shared. facebook gives a sense of control unfortunately u tend to loose it unwittingly the moment you start adding apps...
Monday, August 25, 2008
Outrageous parody on Indian Gods
Outrageous parody on Indian Gods
In his guise to portray Bollywood archetypical movies, Devendra Banhart has crossed a line.
anyone watching this video can find it even remotely funny?
firstly he doesnt understand Bollywood at all. Secondly this gross portrayal of Indian Gods may be ok with him, but not with us.
The video pokes fun at Hindu concept of reincarnation, Mahakali mata, Lord Ganesh & Shiva.
In his guise to portray Bollywood archetypical movies, Devendra Banhart has crossed a line.
anyone watching this video can find it even remotely funny?
firstly he doesnt understand Bollywood at all. Secondly this gross portrayal of Indian Gods may be ok with him, but not with us.
The video pokes fun at Hindu concept of reincarnation, Mahakali mata, Lord Ganesh & Shiva.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Updated profile on blogger
Vidhyut Kargutkar has an updated profile. Check it out...
P.S. psssssssss the previous one was pretty boring na?!! ;) :D
P.S. psssssssss the previous one was pretty boring na?!! ;) :D
Sick of sickness!
Sick of being sick
Hey you all must be wondering why blog has switched off in the middle of Wimbledon.
Well since vidhyut dear is quite sick and on very strong medication she cant do much except grit her teeth and bear it.
medication, food and rest is all i have been advised to do. and ya take a walk outside for 1 or 2 hours max!!!
as you can imagine i feel closeted!!! :(
not much to do and not much energy either to do anything. illness really sucks...
Hey you all must be wondering why blog has switched off in the middle of Wimbledon.
Well since vidhyut dear is quite sick and on very strong medication she cant do much except grit her teeth and bear it.
medication, food and rest is all i have been advised to do. and ya take a walk outside for 1 or 2 hours max!!!
as you can imagine i feel closeted!!! :(
not much to do and not much energy either to do anything. illness really sucks...
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Seeds crash out of wimbledon
Seeded players continue to crash out of Wimbledon.
Today were the exits of Maria Sharapova, Andy Roddick, James Blake, Sania Mirza. Novak Djokovic, Davydenko, David Nalbandian, Daniela Hantuchova, Lindsay Davenport have already exited.
Looks like the 'seeds' have gotten some virus.
Today were the exits of Maria Sharapova, Andy Roddick, James Blake, Sania Mirza. Novak Djokovic, Davydenko, David Nalbandian, Daniela Hantuchova, Lindsay Davenport have already exited.
Looks like the 'seeds' have gotten some virus.
Ms & Mrs Sharapova in Paris
i was on tennis forum and sharapova section of it where i chanced to see Ms & Mrs Sharapova's pics from Paris. Its the first time i have seen pictures of Maria mom Elena.
Great pictures by Talia. more such here:
sharapova at pre wimbledon party
Maria Sharapova at pre wimbledon party
more on flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/turbo_reloaded/sets/72157605721249217/
Read my horoscope
whatever these horoscope guides write, right now its true for me. i need a vacation. just even for 2 days would be fine. too many problems. duh :(
Aquarius: Many little interruptions will begin to drive you up the wall. A change of scenery is needed!
Aquarius: Many little interruptions will begin to drive you up the wall. A change of scenery is needed!
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